Dispatches from a second story bedroom

Tybalt

Julian's shoe game in Less Than Zero is second to none. I know that leather sandals are really frightening for your average man, but this is so Antibes in the 20s incredible, you cannot deny it. 

sweet and lowdown

 

Vogue UK November 2010 ph: Alasdair McLellan

  

Vogue Paris October 2010 ph: Steven Klein

I am generally against the wearing of white shoes. I've been working on a little immersion therapy to help me deal.

electric field

Etro S/S 2011

 Rich bitches hanging out with prince Aly Khan. Chartreuse, marigold and Aztec Wheat reprazent!

fear does not exist in the dojo

Haider Ackermann S/S 2011

What wasn't for me to love at Haider Ackermann? The tuxedo-gis? The jewel colors? The slouchy Bourdin-esque lounging silks? The challenging red carpet gowns? I would love to see that first black gown on anyone besides Nicole Kidman, she is a ruiner of pretty much everything. The second black gown is a tad slutty on anyone who isn't a natural A/B cup so I am saying Kate Hudson (yawn) but I have a feeling Bai Ling will attempt to Tokyo drift into this ensemble and ruin it with a nip slip. I am not sure who is in Kate Hudson territory these days so ask this lady. Megan Fox?

Haider is looking inspirationally good to me (as was Stefano Pilati). I need to bust out my brown brogues and start wearing them with my cropped trousers again, such a good look. Thanks for reminding me dude.

ha'penny sterling

 

I'm so relieved this turned out well.

at least i didn't skin a Collie to make my back pack

Alexander Wang Tai Dopp $795

I did not know that snakeskin was a gateway   drug. I am so over slouchy bags. Snakeskin and structure? Plotzed.

sky's the limit or 173 simoleons

I have scoured eBay for these dumb motherfuckers for years. Intermittently, admittedly but I am not a huge bid and see type gal. I demand satisfaction. The few times they've shown themselves they've been in tranny sizes. My correctly sized shut-'em-down proper de Havilland knock-offs are a possible reality? Est ce vous Polly Maggoos? I was so excited I popped my Blingee cherry for them to show my appreciation. 

I don't know what my bid limit is on these because I never figured that'd ever be a decision I'd have to make. I am eating the ortolan! I am going to the moon Alice. Pow! Right in the kisser!

hold lots of hands

I made this and watched this and felt ashamed for not identifying with my generation. I would sell the lot of you for the right pair of platform shoes. Polyvore indulges my abstract thought process and allows me to see that one can survive with 9 pieces of clothing, 3 pairs of shoes, 1 bag, and a few accessories. 

P.S. Why can't there be archival de Havillands instead of the nouveau faux glam rock stuff that's been produced this century? Anyone who still wants them wants the shit with lightning bolts and electric colored snakeskin not the tame ones in black and natural python. Next! 

 

all of the guilt, none of the fat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

End scene.  FUCK YOU ROGER DEAKINS.

never kept a dollar past sunset

Stand Up Comedy is 50% off right now. I bought some shoes I didn't even want before last night. Quelle impulse, Heather.

 

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Dieppa Restrepo Python oxfords. The best parts of the Glimmer Twins in equal measure.