Ugh internet, sometimes you run across people doing things that make you feel like a hack loser who should not even bother sucking up all the oxygen in you own apartment even though you pay rent on the air. Some people I admire, some people are aspirational, and some people just feel like me on Adderall, but y'know, forever. I feel like the Wooooo blog when I'm slightly drunk, which is to say, brilliant. You did not seriously post R.B Greaves' "Take a Letter Maria," like it was no big deal. Who are you?
It's like this motherfucker is in my brain or we had some past life regression session and together we are one forever and ever. Amen. I can totally see myself going Hedwig over this situation. Maybe I just need a Balance bar? I am hungry. My brain is bummed by his balls outness that only serves to highlight my own repressed cray-cray. No more! I am yours forever Jason Crombie. You complete me.
Signed,
P.H.
