BE-lieve me I am trying to "deal with it". I am unsure of this direction you have chosen to take Mark. I don't really need you for anything other than being a dude who wears a dark quiff I like looking at. What good are you now? Were you tired of being handsome? Congratulations, mission accomplished. Also a word of advice, dying your hair a summer shade doesn't mean you then get to wear summer colors. YOU ARE STILL NOT A SUMMER. I see your true colors shining through and that's why I don't love you, now. You and Samaire Armstrong need to form a support group.
If we're gonna get real Mark, and I mean real, I don't ever think about you. Except when I happen to run across photos of you with your girlfriend on the internet and am reminded you exist. You aren't something that I have come to conceptualize in any way beyond your appearances two years ago on Nevermind the Buzzcocks and that one Amy Winehouse cover of that Zutons song three years ago.
I like those things but they aren't enough wind to sail a ship now are they? Isn't one DJ enough for a family? If I'm going to continue being honest, I feel like the thing I like most about that Zutons song is Amy Winehouse and not your addition of a horn section. If you're going to try and pull focus in a particular direction maybe make it about the work and not about your hair? Who are you, Madonna? I so don't get this move. This is an act of desperate reinvention after a harsh break up, not publicity for an album drop. (Since when have producers been getting ink? No one cares about the time I saw Rick Rubin eating at Real Food Daily, i.e. producers aren't newsworthy!)
Being white blonde never ends well dude. At best you end up fucking a 60 year old Warren Beatty and at the other end either, nephritis, an Ed Norton beat down, or vehicular decapitation. Your choice.