Dispatches from a second story bedroom

where I'm at

"If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear."

Right now, all I have energy for is waiting to see how Céline will diffuse into Zara separates. Seriously. 

burger time

 

Opening Ceremony is selling these Q-pot burger charms. My dream burger would cost $490. GTFO Japan! The chain needs to be longer too. A burger charm must hit a lady right at her stomach, no higher. It's just good etiquette. You don't want your tits and your burger necklace vying for the male gaze. Tits then burger, duh.

qu'ils mangent de la brioche

Bob Dylan. David Bowie. Cake. I'm pretty much on board with anything D.A. Pennebaker makes a documentary about. 

good advice

 

Seriously. Do it.

integration now, segregation never