I remembered Michael Caine having a vaguely hot wife but I had no idea this scorcher has been married to him since the early 70s. Eat your heart out Helen Mirren. I'm glad for him, he's earned it by being so obviously great. And honestly who stays married for 40 years anymore? My parents? Actually yes, but I mean people who have the sanctioned ability to be total poonhounds and choose to stay married to a single solitary goddess. Good one Mick.
I'm not sure why all my fashion icons are men. I want every pair of Michael Caine's glasses from 1965(Icpress File)-1985(Hannah and Her Sisters) and to name them accordingly. Maybe we could start a Lenscrafters pop-up shop in Barneys (Simon, call me!). It worked for Albert Maysles, didn't it? I think he really hit his groove in 1974. I would call this model, the Carnahan.