I am sure that nearly no dudes are reading this but if you are and you're ever at a loss as to what to get your special ladyfriend, do not, I repeat, Do. Not. Use her Amazon wishlist as a guide. I know it seems at odds with what a wishlist does or should do, but my wishlist is a wreck! I have a Holly Golightly sleep mask in my wishlist!
I am now the proud owner of a book I wanted to see the inside of in September for reasons (fashion related no doubt) I can't remember. Old Condé Nast photographers? It's an old and beautiful book, do not get me wrong. The thought counts. It's just, we'd rather you asked versus trying to go all broken arrow with our gift. Christmas is not the time for going rogue. And of all books, why not Ken Pate's Roquette = Rockers which we talked about! This book? Not a peep! Also on the list, and even more clichéd a gift but still actually wanted? Arpège by Lanvin eau de parfume. I mean really.
Here is a list of things on my real deal Holyfield wishlist and not on that placeholder I use over at Amazon.bomb
Palmer's Cocoa Butter Sticks - $3
Superjail! DVD - $10
Melangerie State by Celebrity Tote - $15
Criterion Collection Häxan DVD - $32
No Mas Zaire 74 t-shirt - $34
Catbird gold letter stud earrings (M and F) - $40 ea
Worn Free 'I Wiped Out The 60s' t-shirt - $45
Esme silk Navajo print blouse - $60
Land's End tea rose cashmere v-neck sweater - $90
Game changing turquoise ring - $150
Azzaro Stripper Shoes - $175.00
Frye Harness 8R Shearling Boots - $298
Design Within Reach Rubik marble service table (not shown) - $500
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