Hey! New sex term I just invented. Two canadians going at it is called a "toonie". You. Are. Welcome.
The real reason I called though, how can you say no to a ruddy, old and Persol'd Irish potato face dressed up like a Cholo hobo? Cholobo? (Can that be a trend for men in perpetuity? Please?) Oh I'm in the minority on this? Add that to the list.
Is Gossip Girl still on the air? I mean, really. It used to be a point of pride knowing every actor's name ever but I just realized I forgot the blonde one's name. I had to take three internet steps to find her. Thank god I came along just in time for the internet or I wouldn't be able to mom translate for myself. How did I have cogent conversation before wiki? Welcome old age, welcome to my skull. All the things you love, die and facebook is thought elegant by Herr Kaiser. Also I have been fucking with the text size in my browser to make internetting easier. Glasses schmasses. Seriously, that's my new look, Yoko hair and NHS glasses!
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